Oh My...Surprise!!!

Well if you ever wonder why our title is One Crazy Family, let me tell you. Ryan, the boy twin, has this virus called Slap Cheek.  Well he has not been so pleasant to be around.  He has cried and whined all day.  Then the evening had it typical events.  Someone screaming because someone took their toy, someone screaming because mommy could not hold them, someone screaming because they are hungry, someone screaming because they want some juice, need I go on.  Well it was finally bath time, a time I look forward to because for 30 minutes no one is crying.  As I take the babies out of the bath and bundle them up, we head to the room, and all of the sudden I feel something wet on me.  I will give you two guesses what happened.  You got it!!  From the time I got Abby out of the bathtub and into their room, she had managed to poop everywhere.  All over me, all over her, all over the towel, and as I walked back in the bathroom there sitting in the bathtub is something I can't even type. Can you guess what she left in the tub? So what do I do. Well grab toilet paper, pick it up and throw it in the toilet.  Next, rinse out the tub, throw the poor child back in the tub, then flush the toilet..but wait...now the toilet is overflowing, water is going everywhere, child is screaming in the bathtub because she is freezing, other child is screaming in the bedroom because they are still naked. Then my five year old walks in and says, yuck mommy Abby pooped.  No kidding!  So now if you ever question the title, you will understand!  The joys of parenthood!!!!! I need a drink!