Owner's Manuel??

Ok...do children come with an owner's manuel?  Is there a book that tells you what to do when your child throws herself on the floor, or when they are sick and won't let you put them down but you have to cook dinner for the other two, or a book that tells you the proper punishment for things, or something that tells you what to do when all they do is whine?  I must say being a mother is the hardest but most rewarding job ever.  This past Sunday getting out the door to go to church was insane...anyone ever been there??  I finally looked at my husband and said well honey I guess I will have to go to hell because this is just not worth it.  Of course I was only kidding.  However, when we finally made it to church the kids just love it.  We are so happy with our new church and so glad we made the move.  Well I took some pictures of the kids Sunday because I just thought they looked so darn cute.  Of course these are not the best pictures because its hard to get them all looking at the same time.  But to me its perfect....